Apocalypse

A few nights back, I had a dream about war, it was a reoccurring dream, since we watch a lot of war movies, but this war is different, it involved cannibalism and bugs eating humans, this dream was so disgusting, I woke up the next day, thinking about this dream, my dad called me, he said “we HAVE to go to Jordan, it’s the safest place yet, the infection didn’t reach it” I kept asking him about what the infection, but he keeps saying that he will tell me on the way to the airport, and so, we took off, I was pretty worried, so I asked him in the plane, he said “remember the movie World war Z?” I responded with a yes, he said that it is happening right now, I grew even more worried, its like a whole army of armed people in the plane, in the 3rd class seats, we heard gunshots, and a lot of yelling, a few soldiers, took him to the 1st class seats and tied him to the seat, and threatened to kill him, I was so scared, I never had an experience about that, the plane landed, not as usual, but a quick landing, the army escorted us out, and we went along to our homes in Jordan, I noticed, that there is no chance that cars could pass to Jordan anymore, only planes, Jordan was surrounded by a giant wall, like the wall of China, but so solid, my uncle gave me a gun, he told me to keep it with me, and since me and my cousin are the only experts in war against zombies we gave advices to everyone, I gave them my only 5 rules, which are:

1)     Women, don’t wear high heels, run with a running shoe.

2)     Fat people should lose weight, so they could run faster.

3)     Always carry a melee weapon, so when you run out of ammo, you still kill zombies.

4)     Cover your arms with a magazine, so when the zombies bite, they don’t get to your arm.

5)     Always carry fuel and fire.

So the rules I gave kept us surviving, I still remember, there is no food left, the zombies broke through to Jordan, and now, im the only survivor, and then I went back to my vision, it turns out I was in a brain trouble situation, I murdered a lot of people, there were no zombies at all…

And I was a mass murderer, all that time, my brain tricked me to kill and… and... eat… eat people.

And the rules I made, I said it everytime before I killed a victim, I said these stuff…

1)     Women are delicious.

2)     Fat people have more meat for me to eat.

3)     You think melee weapons can kill me?

4)     I will eat every bone in your body.

5)     ……. Forget about life, its all a big dream.